I hardly think drugging him one time makes him a sex slave.
quote number 1329
I'm not a squid. I don't ink, Mark.
quote number 1328
Pee on it. Make her yours.
quote number 1327
I didn't have sex with him. I just drugged him.
quote number 1326
Stop looking and start eating.
quote number 1325
Buy into the hot mess?
quote number 1324
I mean technically I've been to band camp.
quote number 1323
It's easier on a flute, because there's a bigger hole.
quote number 1322
I can't do that now because my lip is all fucked up.
quote number 1321
This is much better if you close the hole.
quote number 1320
Put your mouth all on top of it.
quote number 1319
Isn't that taboo, letting someone else blow on your instrument?
quote number 1318
Why can't we use it as a dildo?
quote number 1317
Ok, I had to kill it and start over and now it's in.
quote number 1316
Because our building is the tallest.
quote number 1315
If you pay me enough I'll go down as long as you want.
quote number 1314
It's not a pole, don't get too excited.
quote number 1313
Karlee the unicorn?
quote number 1312
Wow, that's a big thing.
That is what she said.
quote number 1311
Don't pour water in it, and don't pee in it either.
quote number 1310
Why do you have to grunt?
quote number 1309
You're doing it wrong if you need your lips for that.
quote number 1308
Because he was so hard.
quote number 1307
That's the answer to all of Dorothea's problems. We weaponize my penis.
quote number 1306
I'm not even stripping in public.
quote number 1305
It's like a mild rape.
quote number 1304
You get paid for sex and it's too kinky for you.
quote number 1303
It doesn't hurt as much as long as I hold my lip.
quote number 1302
I can shoot syphilis out of anywhere you want if the price is right.
quote number 1301
I think I'm at least less swollen now.
quote number 1300
I can make a lot of pudding with the right stimulation.
quote number 1299
*shrug* Sometimes people are into weird things like violent blowjobs.
quote number 1298
I dunno, but if you eat vanilla pudding before a blowjob it's not as bad
when you puke and keep going
quote number 1297
I thouroughly plan to stick it into whichever orifice is most
quote number 1296
I think that might be the best nickname for a penis I've ever heard.
quote number 1295
Was he shaved, or was he plucked?
quote number 1294
Why is your face being so mean to me?
quote number 1293
That thing looks big.
quote number 1292
It's not like a monkeyfist situation.
quote number 1291
I'm barren and joyless.
quote number 1290
Have your goat smell the box, and the follow the goat.
quote number 1289
No, I am keeping it wet, definitely.
quote number 1288
I haven't had sex with anyone. I don't need a pimp.
quote number 1287
I'm a skank, I'm not a prostitute.
quote number 1286
So if I have no clothes on, but I'm holding a beer, then I'm not naked?
quote number 1285
Frogging his flog.
quote number 1284
We need to go find willing women though.
quote number 1283
Now I'm going to have to google fat tiger just to see what comes up.
quote number 1282
If that's too much I could let my goatwolf ram you for a while.
quote number 1281
Hey, if I wanted to have a baby, I could have had a baby already.
quote number 1280