I never have to be pantsless again.
quote number 1504
This hole is much bigger than the other one.
quote number 1503
Did you sex up the machine?
quote number 1502
It's ok, I'm about to explode inside of it.
quote number 1501
I'm making it wet.
quote number 1500
But I'm human. I should give birth to humans.
quote number 1499
Maybe we lay an egg and it teleports.
quote number 1498
Everybody knows that going pantsless is a sign of cannibalism.
quote number 1497
I was thinking about an asscheek, but...
quote number 1496
Did I ever put my pants back on?
quote number 1495
They don't just come out big. That would be painful.
quote number 1494
So if I start speaking Spanish right now your leg would feel funny?
quote number 1493
I say we pay a hooker to open it.
quote number 1492
Troll dongs are pretty dirty.
quote number 1491
Less than troll dongs?
quote number 1490
Hold my beer and wash this.
quote number 1489
I'm sorry, we are putting dongs in your mouth.
quote number 1488
Troll dong ditch.
quote number 1487
I am my own mistress.
quote number 1486
I'm 100% in control of my problem.
quote number 1485
Also, not my hookers.
quote number 1484
You are welcome to come watch anytime I'm doing it; taking one off,
putting one down. I didn't say yanking it, or rubbing one out.
quote number 1483
You can always go with the old tried and true, do you want some candy?
quote number 1482
Just don't do anything, ok. You draw the line at thirteen.
quote number 1481
Usually wakes and orgies are not combined. Although, I guess that would
cheer you up.
quote number 1480
Matt, before we go, would you like me to cast forbid action on you.
quote number 1479
Their hands are touching eachs others ass. There is nothing wrong with
quote number 1478
Good name for a band. Undead Mule Incident.
quote number 1477
Can we take this party ten feet higher?
quote number 1476
I mean if we pants one they probably aren't going to be able to run away
very fast. They're probably going to trip.
quote number 1475
What are the downsides to being undead?
quote number 1474
But what I learned later in life, too late, is that when you have power
over another person, asking them to look at your dick isn't a
question. It's a predicament for them.
quote number 1473
If someone else impregnates me I don't give birth to rabbits?
quote number 1472
Even if it's not good, it will be fun, right?
quote number 1471
My solution is always to go ask people in bars.
quote number 1470
Bad Toby! Bad Toby! No! Do not eat the hookers!
quote number 1469
If I get naked and ruffle with this ring it will be in the privacy of my
quote number 1468
I dunno, a turf war between hookers. I'm interested.
quote number 1467
DON'T TOUCH ME!
quote number 1466
If you turn anyone on their sides they do.
quote number 1465
I need to get me some suction cups.
quote number 1464
He likes being choked by the frog
quote number 1463
What they dont' tell you in pathfinder is that all healing potions are
quote number 1462
I don't suppose we can count this as pickpocketing her belly button?
quote number 1461
I'm like a haggis.
quote number 1460
This would be a comedy if it wasn't so disgusting.
quote number 1459
I mean I'm no longer only female.
quote number 1458
You could have a fleshy rope terrarium.
quote number 1457
I love babies.
quote number 1456
And second, to catch the chicken sex cult in the act.
quote number 1455