quote number 1380
Yea. We can't just condemn the furry gravy boat to destruction.
quote number 1380
You could pee on him, then you own him.
quote number 1379
I would like to show you my rod.
quote number 1378
You work it, and you work it, and you try to get some looseness there.
quote number 1377
Crossboat.
quote number 1376
A three foot rod that we did know about.
quote number 1375
I pull out my rod, and show it to him.
quote number 1374
Why would she marry you? She's not even twins or triplets.
quote number 1373
Stop it. This is totally innocent.
quote number 1372
Wetty McWetface.
quote number 1371
I am stronger than you. Uh uh. And I have rope.
quote number 1370
He is fully capable of standing up and groping me.
quote number 1369
Can I touch my two buttons at the same time
quote number 1368
Oh, I only remember the butt part.
quote number 1367
Should I take the grey for the team?
It's old man dick.
quote number 1366
I haven't been tapped in a while.
quote number 1365
Well now I've lost the hole. There's the hole.
quote number 1364
A hug with his pants off? Really?
quote number 1363
This has mouths everywhere.
That could be fun.
quote number 1362
I'm going to brandish my "sword" at him.
quote number 1361
Aren't you a prostitute?
quote number 1360
Can we get off my sword?
quote number 1359
Yes Karlee, I'm too big for the hole.
quote number 1358
What good has come out of Austrialia except cunts and death?
quote number 1357
I found the hole, and I screwed it well.
quote number 1356
I got your golden discharge right here.
quote number 1355
I'm just going to roll him on his belly.
quote number 1354
No, you know you've gone too far when you start stuffing halflings.
quote number 1353
And someone else cosplays as a basilsk and pees.
quote number 1352
A squishy warm ottoman.
quote number 1351
Hyenas do not have penis envy.
quote number 1350
You think hyenas are just walking around with dildos strapped to
themselves?
quote number 1349
Sometimes you just need to drink a large cup of coffee and eat Mexican
food to be able to take a poo.
quote number 1348
It's like a fitbit, only more jolly. You could say the same thing about
a buttplug.
quote number 1347
Well I guess nobody needs herpes.
quote number 1346
I don't need herpes.
quote number 1345
I have to stop spending so much time with 13 year olds.
quote number 1344
I assume it is doable, because you can do it to chickens.
quote number 1343
What? Oh, sorry. I was looking up the ph of urine.
quote number 1342
Like I said, the orgy is off.
quote number 1341
Well, I guess we have no choice. It's going to have to be an orgy."
quote number 1340
They need to have a orifice for that!
quote number 1339
How else do you determine penis size?
quote number 1337
Maybe you can only confess in the nude.
quote number 1336
I rolled a d20 for my penis size.
quote number 1335
You ever played slap the bag?
quote number 1334
They need to have a orifice for that!
quote number 1333
Which is why I don't understand the whole sodomy thing?
quote number 1332
I want to see if she explodes on the guard before we touch her.
quote number 1331
That's so many ex's.
quote number 1330