Do you want Sausage Party? I can give you Sausage Party!
quote number 1447
I don't want to run a brothel in our backyard.
quote number 1446
I don't care who she fed to him I'm going to bed.
quote number 1445
This time guys, no humping the statue.
quote number 1444
I didn't hump it, I just sat on top of it.
quote number 1443
I just apparently want a giant dog.
quote number 1442
Dye my husky red? NO!
quote number 1441
I ate one after I knew what it was.
quote number 1440
I cupped the b...
quote number 1439
We have an unlimited orphan eating machine.
quote number 1438
Oh my god he licked our asses!
quote number 1437
No one has tried to stab it inside and just hold it there.
quote number 1436
I want distribution, I don't want it to go in all in one blob.
quote number 1435
Your mother was a slightly redder cube.
quote number 1434
I hope to never write the phrase tentacle-mushroom down again.
I'm going to go touch it.
quote number 1433
You already did beastiality upstairs?
Well, we considered it.
quote number 1432
He was hanging out in back by the testicles and she climbed up on top.
quote number 1431
Well, Karlee is infertile.
quote number 1430
I can be a prostitute no matter what I end up doing.
quote number 1429
I only want to blow six guys. Maybe twelve.
quote number 1428
A dildo on a pole can be a weapon.
quote number 1427
We're going to have so many door babies, because of all the doors you
are knocking up.
quote number 1426
I am purposefully not ever going to learn hip thrust.
quote number 1425
I'm still mostly a girl.
And only mostly dressed like a whore.
quote number 1424
I'm your dad, I love you. He's not your dad, he doesn't love you.
quote number 1423
Again, I'm dogged by concerns that you don't know what a blowjob is.
quote number 1422
A three and a half inch floppy is not for your penis.
Are you sure?
quote number 1421
Slicky was an unfortunate typo. Wang Bang just....happened.
quote number 1420
I've been wrestling with my promiscuity a long time.
quote number 1419
Back when I was a protitute, I knew what to do with you.
quote number 1418
Think of it this way. You could be practice for me when I raise my
quote number 1417
I'm going to knock on the door and let Harold know his daddies home.
quote number 1416
I can do that with one hand.
quote number 1415
The one where you throw beads and people show you their body parts.
quote number 1414
So your family had a harry cock?
quote number 1413
Things about his penis. Oh, that reminds me!
quote number 1412
There is no end to what I do.
quote number 1411
If I ever decide to go on an all-bone diet, I know who I'll call for
quote number 1410
I probably shouldn't be crazy, and in the brothel business.
quote number 1409
If you put it like that, it sounds like we all orgasmed at the same
quote number 1408
You've got to take the goat for the team.
quote number 1407
So obviously one of you needs to have sex with goatwolf.
quote number 1406
How old are you?
You've had sex.
You don't know my life.
quote number 1405
She didn't even make me naked, it's fine.
quote number 1404
I sank her boat, and she made me naked.
quote number 1403
Come on, I let you watch me shower.
quote number 1402
How about I just dance in front of her face?
quote number 1401
Or you could take a language called hipthrust.
quote number 1400
Hip thrusting is a much more subtle and poetic thing than morse code.
quote number 1399
I still have my hip thrusts.
quote number 1398