Schlake's Quotes File

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Yea. We can't just condemn the furry gravy boat to destruction.

quote number 1380


You could pee on him, then you own him.

quote number 1379


I would like to show you my rod.

quote number 1378


You work it, and you work it, and you try to get some looseness there.

quote number 1377


Crossboat.

quote number 1376


A three foot rod that we did know about.

quote number 1375


I pull out my rod, and show it to him.

quote number 1374


Why would she marry you? She's not even twins or triplets.

quote number 1373


Stop it. This is totally innocent.

quote number 1372


Wetty McWetface.

quote number 1371


I am stronger than you. Uh uh. And I have rope.

quote number 1370


He is fully capable of standing up and groping me.

quote number 1369


Can I touch my two buttons at the same time

quote number 1368


Oh, I only remember the butt part.

quote number 1367


Should I take the grey for the team?

It's old man dick.

quote number 1366


I haven't been tapped in a while.

quote number 1365


Well now I've lost the hole. There's the hole.

quote number 1364


A hug with his pants off? Really?

quote number 1363


This has mouths everywhere.

That could be fun.

quote number 1362


I'm going to brandish my "sword" at him.

quote number 1361


Aren't you a prostitute?

quote number 1360


Can we get off my sword?

quote number 1359


Yes Karlee, I'm too big for the hole.

quote number 1358


What good has come out of Austrialia except cunts and death?

quote number 1357


I found the hole, and I screwed it well.

quote number 1356


I got your golden discharge right here.

quote number 1355


I'm just going to roll him on his belly.

quote number 1354


No, you know you've gone too far when you start stuffing halflings.

quote number 1353


And someone else cosplays as a basilsk and pees.

quote number 1352


A squishy warm ottoman.

quote number 1351


Hyenas do not have penis envy.

quote number 1350


You think hyenas are just walking around with dildos strapped to themselves?

quote number 1349


Sometimes you just need to drink a large cup of coffee and eat Mexican food to be able to take a poo.

quote number 1348


It's like a fitbit, only more jolly. You could say the same thing about a buttplug.

quote number 1347


Well I guess nobody needs herpes.

quote number 1346


I don't need herpes.

quote number 1345


I have to stop spending so much time with 13 year olds.

quote number 1344


I assume it is doable, because you can do it to chickens.

quote number 1343


What? Oh, sorry. I was looking up the ph of urine.

quote number 1342


Like I said, the orgy is off.

quote number 1341


Well, I guess we have no choice. It's going to have to be an orgy."

quote number 1340


They need to have a orifice for that!

quote number 1339


How else do you determine penis size?

quote number 1337


Maybe you can only confess in the nude.

quote number 1336


I rolled a d20 for my penis size.

quote number 1335


You ever played slap the bag?

quote number 1334


They need to have a orifice for that!

quote number 1333


Which is why I don't understand the whole sodomy thing?

quote number 1332


I want to see if she explodes on the guard before we touch her.

quote number 1331


That's so many ex's.

quote number 1330


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