quote number 1542
IT security candy corn
quote number 1542
Plan B is Plan A with your pants down.
quote number 1541
I think we should feed it kids and see what happens.
quote number 1540
Maybe he sherps goats?
quote number 1539
I can do it sitting down.
quote number 1538
Because no one expects a cucumber.
quote number 1537
Anything is pericing if you use enough force with it.
quote number 1536
Do you have a backup murder flute?
quote number 1535
A catskin with three midgets in it.
quote number 1534
I think you have to lose 10% of your sanity to pee.
quote number 1533
They need to have a orifice for that!
quote number 1532
Stop being gross. I just want a snake that has fur.
quote number 1531
We survived April.
quote number 1530
You fight fire with stupidity.
quote number 1529
What would a Quaker need to lube?
quote number 1528
I've Kisssed weirder things.
quote number 1527
I'm not defacing, I'm adding a butt!
quote number 1526
Come on butt, you're in here somewhere, I know you are.
quote number 1525
I can act as a ball gag.
quote number 1524
I'm the human toaster in a bathtub.
quote number 1523
I don't want five babies anymore.
quote number 1522
"There has to be a purpose for pain."
quote number 1521
I'm thinking of butt milk right now. It's not pretty in here.
quote number 1520
Butt milk is fermented people.
quote number 1519
I wonder what fermented people taste like?
quote number 1518
"I don't want butt milk"
quote number 1517
Come here and lick the probe.
quote number 1516
I like my stuff.
quote number 1515
The fascinating thing will be when they come to get her and they take
her away naked.
quote number 1514
"I never said I didn't take their underwear either."
quote number 1513
"I'm already wet."
quote number 1512
"It's hard, and it makes my lips feel funny."
quote number 1511
You can't see the rest of it because her legs are in the way.
quote number 1510
Let's go get probed.
quote number 1509
I can't ID them, I don't have my probe.
quote number 1508
I just wanted to talk to it.
quote number 1507
I never want to see your bedroom, ever.
quote number 1506
Hop on, everybody.
Hop onto what?
Hop onto me!
No!
quote number 1505
I never have to be pantsless again.
quote number 1504
This hole is much bigger than the other one.
quote number 1503
Did you sex up the machine?
quote number 1502
It's ok, I'm about to explode inside of it.
quote number 1501
I'm making it wet.
quote number 1500
But I'm human. I should give birth to humans.
quote number 1499
Maybe we lay an egg and it teleports.
quote number 1498
Everybody knows that going pantsless is a sign of cannibalism.
quote number 1497
I was thinking about an asscheek, but...
quote number 1496
Did I ever put my pants back on?
quote number 1495
They don't just come out big. That would be painful.
quote number 1494
So if I start speaking Spanish right now your leg would feel funny?
quote number 1493