Schlake's Quotes File

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There is no end to what I do.

quote number 1411


If I ever decide to go on an all-bone diet, I know who I'll call for advice.

quote number 1410


I probably shouldn't be crazy, and in the brothel business.

quote number 1409


If you put it like that, it sounds like we all orgasmed at the same time.

quote number 1408


You've got to take the goat for the team.

quote number 1407


So obviously one of you needs to have sex with goatwolf.

quote number 1406


How old are you?

22

You've had sex.

You don't know my life.

quote number 1405


She didn't even make me naked, it's fine.

quote number 1404


I sank her boat, and she made me naked.

quote number 1403


Come on, I let you watch me shower.

quote number 1402


How about I just dance in front of her face?

quote number 1401


Or you could take a language called hipthrust.

quote number 1400


Hip thrusting is a much more subtle and poetic thing than morse code.

quote number 1399


I still have my hip thrusts.

quote number 1398


I wanted to learn what you were trying to communicate with all those hip thrusts.

quote number 1397


And I rapidly convey that with my very explicit hip thrusts.

quote number 1396


I say the same thing in hip thrusts.

quote number 1395


I'm a sailor, I know how to use ropes.

quote number 1394


Yea, you just have to use handcuffs, and then...

quote number 1393


I think your hip thrusts are speaking for you.

quote number 1392


I'm pretty sure I had some skill at gonorrhea on there.

quote number 1391


Maybe she's just trying to loosen me up so that I'll have a bigger cake hole.

quote number 1390


I would still like to convey, through hip thrusting, that I never actually enslaved anyone.

quote number 1389


I could do sign language with hip thrusts now.

quote number 1388


My ducks are rampant.

quote number 1387


First we had to see how many we could stuff in his mouth.

quote number 1386


You licked my thing!

quote number 1385


If you can fist that jar you've been practicing too much.

quote number 1384


You had your mouth open and everything. You knew it was coming, and you just stood there.

quote number 1383


Do you expect anything else on my neck?

quote number 1382


Crossboat. Fuzzy Bunny. Scrotillian.

quote number 1381


Yea. We can't just condemn the furry gravy boat to destruction.

quote number 1380


You could pee on him, then you own him.

quote number 1379


I would like to show you my rod.

quote number 1378


You work it, and you work it, and you try to get some looseness there.

quote number 1377


Crossboat.

quote number 1376


A three foot rod that we did know about.

quote number 1375


I pull out my rod, and show it to him.

quote number 1374


Why would she marry you? She's not even twins or triplets.

quote number 1373


Stop it. This is totally innocent.

quote number 1372


Wetty McWetface.

quote number 1371


I am stronger than you. Uh uh. And I have rope.

quote number 1370


He is fully capable of standing up and groping me.

quote number 1369


Can I touch my two buttons at the same time

quote number 1368


Oh, I only remember the butt part.

quote number 1367


Should I take the grey for the team?

It's old man dick.

quote number 1366


I haven't been tapped in a while.

quote number 1365


Well now I've lost the hole. There's the hole.

quote number 1364


A hug with his pants off? Really?

quote number 1363


This has mouths everywhere.

That could be fun.

quote number 1362


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