quote number 1565
That's basically what a grad student does. Prostitution and cake
eating.
quote number 1565
Prostitution and cake eating?
quote number 1564
Would you like to cut the dead-Hitler cake Abi?
quote number 1563
Keep your balls to yourself.
quote number 1562
83. Had sex: nope i'm a virgin and it's gonna stay that way till i get married
quote number 1561
If you lick a tick, you gain knowledge.
quote number 1560
When you lick most things you gain knowledge.
quote number 1559
I think more people eat bugs than eat me.
quote number 1558
Let's just go down...
quote number 1557
I'm up for just about anything.
quote number 1556
I'm just desperate for money at this point.
quote number 1555
Maybe the treasure was in our hearts all along.
quote number 1554
One of them might have bit the head off the other one if we had just
waited!
quote number 1553
I taste like a sweaty mercenary.
quote number 1552
If we're going to spend the whole time in one hole, why did you give us
an entire valley?
quote number 1551
I don't want to be used to grow mushrooms.
quote number 1550
I have killed something.
quote number 1549
I'm watching you. Keep that in mind. I've got a giant axe.
quote number 1548
The only time I took damage was when I stabbed myself.
quote number 1547
I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes
and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.
quote number 1546
I'm scared to give the Mormon's my DNA.
quote number 1545
Why don't we go and find a body? I mean in RL.
quote number 1544
I'd like to see you debone a human in ten minutes.
quote number 1543
IT security candy corn
quote number 1542
Plan B is Plan A with your pants down.
quote number 1541
I think we should feed it kids and see what happens.
quote number 1540
Maybe he sherps goats?
quote number 1539
I can do it sitting down.
quote number 1538
Because no one expects a cucumber.
quote number 1537
Anything is pericing if you use enough force with it.
quote number 1536
Do you have a backup murder flute?
quote number 1535
A catskin with three midgets in it.
quote number 1534
I think you have to lose 10% of your sanity to pee.
quote number 1533
They need to have a orifice for that!
quote number 1532
Stop being gross. I just want a snake that has fur.
quote number 1531
We survived April.
quote number 1530
You fight fire with stupidity.
quote number 1529
What would a Quaker need to lube?
quote number 1528
I've Kisssed weirder things.
quote number 1527
I'm not defacing, I'm adding a butt!
quote number 1526
Come on butt, you're in here somewhere, I know you are.
quote number 1525
I can act as a ball gag.
quote number 1524
I'm the human toaster in a bathtub.
quote number 1523
I don't want five babies anymore.
quote number 1522
"There has to be a purpose for pain."
quote number 1521
I'm thinking of butt milk right now. It's not pretty in here.
quote number 1520
Butt milk is fermented people.
quote number 1519
I wonder what fermented people taste like?
quote number 1518
"I don't want butt milk"
quote number 1517
Come here and lick the probe.
quote number 1516