Well, Karlee is infertile.
quote number 1430
I can be a prostitute no matter what I end up doing.
quote number 1429
I only want to blow six guys. Maybe twelve.
quote number 1428
A dildo on a pole can be a weapon.
quote number 1427
We're going to have so many door babies, because of all the doors you
are knocking up.
quote number 1426
I am purposefully not ever going to learn hip thrust.
quote number 1425
I'm still mostly a girl.
And only mostly dressed like a whore.
quote number 1424
I'm your dad, I love you. He's not your dad, he doesn't love you.
quote number 1423
Again, I'm dogged by concerns that you don't know what a blowjob is.
quote number 1422
A three and a half inch floppy is not for your penis.
Are you sure?
quote number 1421
Slicky was an unfortunate typo. Wang Bang just....happened.
quote number 1420
I've been wrestling with my promiscuity a long time.
quote number 1419
Back when I was a protitute, I knew what to do with you.
quote number 1418
Think of it this way. You could be practice for me when I raise my
quote number 1417
I'm going to knock on the door and let Harold know his daddies home.
quote number 1416
I can do that with one hand.
quote number 1415
The one where you throw beads and people show you their body parts.
quote number 1414
So your family had a harry cock?
quote number 1413
Things about his penis. Oh, that reminds me!
quote number 1412
There is no end to what I do.
quote number 1411
If I ever decide to go on an all-bone diet, I know who I'll call for
quote number 1410
I probably shouldn't be crazy, and in the brothel business.
quote number 1409
If you put it like that, it sounds like we all orgasmed at the same
quote number 1408
You've got to take the goat for the team.
quote number 1407
So obviously one of you needs to have sex with goatwolf.
quote number 1406
How old are you?
You've had sex.
You don't know my life.
quote number 1405
She didn't even make me naked, it's fine.
quote number 1404
I sank her boat, and she made me naked.
quote number 1403
Come on, I let you watch me shower.
quote number 1402
How about I just dance in front of her face?
quote number 1401
Or you could take a language called hipthrust.
quote number 1400
Hip thrusting is a much more subtle and poetic thing than morse code.
quote number 1399
I still have my hip thrusts.
quote number 1398
I wanted to learn what you were trying to communicate with all those hip
quote number 1397
And I rapidly convey that with my very explicit hip thrusts.
quote number 1396
I say the same thing in hip thrusts.
quote number 1395
I'm a sailor, I know how to use ropes.
quote number 1394
Yea, you just have to use handcuffs, and then...
quote number 1393
I think your hip thrusts are speaking for you.
quote number 1392
I'm pretty sure I had some skill at gonorrhea on there.
quote number 1391
Maybe she's just trying to loosen me up so that I'll have a bigger cake
quote number 1390
I would still like to convey, through hip thrusting, that I never
actually enslaved anyone.
quote number 1389
I could do sign language with hip thrusts now.
quote number 1388
My ducks are rampant.
quote number 1387
First we had to see how many we could stuff in his mouth.
quote number 1386
You licked my thing!
quote number 1385
If you can fist that jar you've been practicing too much.
quote number 1384
You had your mouth open and everything. You knew it was coming, and you
just stood there.
quote number 1383
Do you expect anything else on my neck?
quote number 1382
Crossboat. Fuzzy Bunny. Scrotillian.
quote number 1381