The most expensive thing I have is a monkey.
quote number 1592
I showed up on the donkey and I'm leaving on the donkey.
quote number 1591
There is some weird orgy happening with the cat.
quote number 1590
It's not a hole. It's a pimple.
quote number 1589
I vote that our group adopt a no-hole policy.
quote number 1588
I really want to start a cult.
quote number 1587
We all know I definitely don't know what a mother is.
quote number 1586
We're going to go adventuring in our underwear.
quote number 1585
Treasure will help you buy new hoes.
quote number 1584
I'm useless too. Don't forget.
quote number 1583
Are you going to try and calm him with music from the pistol?
No, I'm going to try and shoot him with music from the pistol.
quote number 1582
I guess I'll move away and pull it out.
quote number 1581
I'm eating my own hair.
quote number 1580
No, you run two cockroaches together...
quote number 1579
I was thinking of sacrificing a bug, but, you know, people will work too.
quote number 1578
I don't lay eggs in this game.
quote number 1577
It's much better than Katniss for a tribute.
quote number 1576
If there was a pumpkin that existed I would try it.
quote number 1575
I'd be thrilled if he was beating off. But I don't think that's the case
quote number 1574
Skullbuggery? I hope not.
quote number 1573
Stanley the invisible molester.
quote number 1572
You you you realize that I have an axe, right?
quote number 1571
I haven't lied today.
quote number 1570
A boolean grape is different.
quote number 1569
Is the skin aggressive?
quote number 1568
I appear to be doing unspeakable things to your dog.
quote number 1567
This is a really awkward orgy.
quote number 1566
That's basically what a grad student does. Prostitution and cake
quote number 1565
Prostitution and cake eating?
quote number 1564
Would you like to cut the dead-Hitler cake Abi?
quote number 1563
Keep your balls to yourself.
quote number 1562
83. Had sex: nope i'm a virgin and it's gonna stay that way till i get married
quote number 1561
If you lick a tick, you gain knowledge.
quote number 1560
When you lick most things you gain knowledge.
quote number 1559
I think more people eat bugs than eat me.
quote number 1558
Let's just go down...
quote number 1557
I'm up for just about anything.
quote number 1556
I'm just desperate for money at this point.
quote number 1555
Maybe the treasure was in our hearts all along.
quote number 1554
One of them might have bit the head off the other one if we had just
quote number 1553
I taste like a sweaty mercenary.
quote number 1552
If we're going to spend the whole time in one hole, why did you give us
an entire valley?
quote number 1551
I don't want to be used to grow mushrooms.
quote number 1550
I have killed something.
quote number 1549
I'm watching you. Keep that in mind. I've got a giant axe.
quote number 1548
The only time I took damage was when I stabbed myself.
quote number 1547
I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes
and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.
quote number 1546
I'm scared to give the Mormon's my DNA.
quote number 1545
Why don't we go and find a body? I mean in RL.
quote number 1544
I'd like to see you debone a human in ten minutes.
quote number 1543