More people have walked on the moon than created D&D.
quote number 1642
There's a big difference between my mixer and your penis.
quote number 1641
Dicks kind of pop out everywhere.
quote number 1640
No, my butt is a connector for something else.
quote number 1639
I'm just going to sit here with my corpse and pout.
quote number 1638
Alright, we have two votes for children.
quote number 1637
No! My corpse! Mine!
quote number 1636
That's my corpse, you can't have it!
quote number 1635
No, just rent to...we'll see what happens.
quote number 1634
It helped to have the distraction of a dead comrade.
quote number 1633
The dot product of that thing with the x-axis would be a circle.
quote number 1632
I'm gonna be an expensive stripper, though.
quote number 1631
You puts the lotion on the head.
quote number 1630
Is there anything we can do for you? Like stripping?
quote number 1629
Because, so I can take my pants off.
quote number 1628
I'm trying to get the hot teachers to notice me.
quote number 1627
You could always ask her to squeal like a pig, just before you give it to her.
quote number 1626
Why is this theater on fire? Was my performance that awful?
quote number 1625
See? We have dignity!
It's not that, I promise.
quote number 1624
And that's why I always say: reading is bad!
quote number 1623
I'm like a waterfall of snot.
quote number 1622
That's a heck of an orgy. That's quite the orgy.
quote number 1621
The motto of this party should be "I need an adult."
quote number 1620
I'm just going to let it happen. Why bother resisting?
quote number 1619
I don't need help bathing.
quote number 1618
My god, those are some scantily clad orcs.
quote number 1617
A casserole and a stiff drink do sound good.
quote number 1616
I'm very sincere, and very dumb.
quote number 1615
Surfing the cockatrice.
quote number 1614
That's nothing compared to the weird stuff we ate when I was drunk in
quote number 1613
Listen up up little weasels, you have no business going anywhere with
treasure, you'll just be killed.
quote number 1612
Abi is on her back.
quote number 1611
Want to touch my "cudgel?"
quote number 1610
It's as though we are all working in Walmart on an endless Black Friday
of the soul.
quote number 1609
Are there herbs for cannibalism?
quote number 1608
I was coming. And it was taking me a while.
quote number 1607
They ate me a little bit.
quote number 1606
We produce a lot of dead bodies. We will need salt.
quote number 1605
I don't know how to get food out of it.
quote number 1604
Thats nothing compared to the weird stuff we ate when I was drunk in
quote number 1603
I'm coming. It's going to take me a while. I'm coming.
quote number 1602
quote number 1601
What did I just walk in on?
It's an Orcgy
quote number 1600
I know you want me to take off my clothes, but I'm not taking off my
quote number 1599
At the very least I'm going to sit on it.
quote number 1598
That sounds like a good time. I want to go party with the moth people.
quote number 1597
Do you need a puddle?
Yes, I do.
quote number 1596
Where is the next naked guy?
quote number 1595
Mine won't be as pretty as yours, William, but it will get the job done.
quote number 1594
Are you gonna turn the pages for me?
quote number 1593