"Fine, I'll rub myself with sulfur, but if this is some kind of elaborate prank or weird sexual thing..."
quote number 1655
I'm angry and I'm just whipping it out.
quote number 1654
One time I got the nose wrong on the doll I made and the wrong guy's penis got cut off.
quote number 1653
I feel like the anal-probe is much better compared to the ball gagger.
quote number 1652
What's a ball gag?
quote number 1651
"Yes let's please keep the number of comments about killing people to zero, that would be great, thanks!"
quote number 1650
Do I manage to touch one of the pigs?
quote number 1649
Ok he can be a goat, but I'm not milking him.
quote number 1648
That's the problem with circles.
quote number 1647
I'm a man.
quote number 1646
What? You've never seen my battleskunk before?
quote number 1645
That's for sure! Sticks to a lot of places!
quote number 1644
I mean in principle I don't have to ride you.
quote number 1643
More people have walked on the moon than created D&D.
quote number 1642
There's a big difference between my mixer and your penis.
quote number 1641
Dicks kind of pop out everywhere.
quote number 1640
No, my butt is a connector for something else.
quote number 1639
I'm just going to sit here with my corpse and pout.
quote number 1638
Alright, we have two votes for children.
quote number 1637
No! My corpse! Mine!
quote number 1636
That's my corpse, you can't have it!
quote number 1635
No, just rent to...we'll see what happens.
quote number 1634
It helped to have the distraction of a dead comrade.
quote number 1633
The dot product of that thing with the x-axis would be a circle.
quote number 1632
I'm gonna be an expensive stripper, though.
quote number 1631
You puts the lotion on the head.
quote number 1630
Is there anything we can do for you? Like stripping?
quote number 1629
Because, so I can take my pants off.
quote number 1628
I'm trying to get the hot teachers to notice me.
quote number 1627
You could always ask her to squeal like a pig, just before you give it to her.
quote number 1626
Why is this theater on fire? Was my performance that awful?
quote number 1625
See? We have dignity!
It's not that, I promise.
quote number 1624
And that's why I always say: reading is bad!
quote number 1623
I'm like a waterfall of snot.
quote number 1622
That's a heck of an orgy. That's quite the orgy.
quote number 1621
The motto of this party should be "I need an adult."
quote number 1620
I'm just going to let it happen. Why bother resisting?
quote number 1619
I don't need help bathing.
quote number 1618
My god, those are some scantily clad orcs.
quote number 1617
A casserole and a stiff drink do sound good.
quote number 1616
I'm very sincere, and very dumb.
quote number 1615
Surfing the cockatrice.
quote number 1614
That's nothing compared to the weird stuff we ate when I was drunk in
quote number 1613
Listen up up little weasels, you have no business going anywhere with
treasure, you'll just be killed.
quote number 1612
Abi is on her back.
quote number 1611
Want to touch my "cudgel?"
quote number 1610
It's as though we are all working in Walmart on an endless Black Friday
of the soul.
quote number 1609
Are there herbs for cannibalism?
quote number 1608
I was coming. And it was taking me a while.
quote number 1607
They ate me a little bit.
quote number 1606