Schlake's Quotes File

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It's ok, I'm about to explode inside of it.

quote number 1501


I'm making it wet.

quote number 1500


But I'm human. I should give birth to humans.

quote number 1499


Maybe we lay an egg and it teleports.

quote number 1498


Everybody knows that going pantsless is a sign of cannibalism.

quote number 1497


I was thinking about an asscheek, but...

quote number 1496


Did I ever put my pants back on?

quote number 1495


They don't just come out big. That would be painful.

quote number 1494


So if I start speaking Spanish right now your leg would feel funny?

quote number 1493


I say we pay a hooker to open it.

quote number 1492


Troll dongs are pretty dirty.

quote number 1491


Less than troll dongs?

quote number 1490


Hold my beer and wash this.

quote number 1489


I'm sorry, we are putting dongs in your mouth.

quote number 1488


Troll dong ditch.

quote number 1487


I am my own mistress.

quote number 1486


I'm 100% in control of my problem.

quote number 1485


Also, not my hookers.

quote number 1484


You are welcome to come watch anytime I'm doing it; taking one off, putting one down. I didn't say yanking it, or rubbing one out.

quote number 1483


You can always go with the old tried and true, do you want some candy?

quote number 1482


Just don't do anything, ok. You draw the line at thirteen.

quote number 1481


Usually wakes and orgies are not combined. Although, I guess that would cheer you up.

quote number 1480


Matt, before we go, would you like me to cast forbid action on you.

quote number 1479


Their hands are touching eachs others ass. There is nothing wrong with that.

quote number 1478


Good name for a band. Undead Mule Incident.

quote number 1477


Can we take this party ten feet higher?

quote number 1476


I mean if we pants one they probably aren't going to be able to run away very fast. They're probably going to trip.

quote number 1475


What are the downsides to being undead?

quote number 1474


But what I learned later in life, too late, is that when you have power over another person, asking them to look at your dick isn't a question. It's a predicament for them.

quote number 1473


If someone else impregnates me I don't give birth to rabbits?

quote number 1472


Even if it's not good, it will be fun, right?

quote number 1471


My solution is always to go ask people in bars.

quote number 1470


Bad Toby! Bad Toby! No! Do not eat the hookers!

quote number 1469


If I get naked and ruffle with this ring it will be in the privacy of my own home.

quote number 1468


I dunno, a turf war between hookers. I'm interested.

quote number 1467


~Touch me~

...

DON'T TOUCH ME!

quote number 1466


If you turn anyone on their sides they do.

quote number 1465


I need to get me some suction cups.

quote number 1464


He likes being choked by the frog

quote number 1463


What they dont' tell you in pathfinder is that all healing potions are suppositories.

quote number 1462


I don't suppose we can count this as pickpocketing her belly button?

quote number 1461


I'm like a haggis.

quote number 1460


This would be a comedy if it wasn't so disgusting.

quote number 1459


I mean I'm no longer only female.

quote number 1458


You could have a fleshy rope terrarium.

quote number 1457


I love babies.

quote number 1456


And second, to catch the chicken sex cult in the act.

quote number 1455


I try to communicate with the intestines.

quote number 1454


It's not in me yet.

quote number 1453


I'm going to use mine on me though, none of you get to shower with me.

quote number 1452


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