Schlake's Quotes File

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No, just rent to...we'll see what happens.

quote number 1634


It helped to have the distraction of a dead comrade.

quote number 1633


The dot product of that thing with the x-axis would be a circle.

quote number 1632


I'm gonna be an expensive stripper, though.

quote number 1631


You puts the lotion on the head.

quote number 1630


Is there anything we can do for you? Like stripping?

quote number 1629


Because, so I can take my pants off.

quote number 1628


I'm trying to get the hot teachers to notice me.

quote number 1627


You could always ask her to squeal like a pig, just before you give it to her.

quote number 1626


Why is this theater on fire? Was my performance that awful?

quote number 1625


See? We have dignity!

It's not that, I promise.

quote number 1624


And that's why I always say: reading is bad!

quote number 1623


I'm like a waterfall of snot.

quote number 1622


That's a heck of an orgy. That's quite the orgy.

quote number 1621


The motto of this party should be "I need an adult."

quote number 1620


I'm just going to let it happen. Why bother resisting?

quote number 1619


I don't need help bathing.

quote number 1618


My god, those are some scantily clad orcs.

quote number 1617


A casserole and a stiff drink do sound good.

quote number 1616


I'm very sincere, and very dumb.

quote number 1615


Surfing the cockatrice.

quote number 1614


That's nothing compared to the weird stuff we ate when I was drunk in college.

quote number 1613


Listen up up little weasels, you have no business going anywhere with treasure, you'll just be killed.

quote number 1612


Abi is on her back.

quote number 1611


Want to touch my "cudgel?"

quote number 1610


It's as though we are all working in Walmart on an endless Black Friday of the soul.

quote number 1609


Are there herbs for cannibalism?

quote number 1608


I was coming. And it was taking me a while.

quote number 1607


They ate me a little bit.

quote number 1606


We produce a lot of dead bodies. We will need salt.

quote number 1605


I don't know how to get food out of it.

quote number 1604


Thats nothing compared to the weird stuff we ate when I was drunk in college.

quote number 1603


I'm coming. It's going to take me a while. I'm coming.

quote number 1602


Incest orgy.

quote number 1601


What did I just walk in on?

It's an Orcgy

quote number 1600


I know you want me to take off my clothes, but I'm not taking off my armor.

quote number 1599


At the very least I'm going to sit on it.

quote number 1598


That sounds like a good time. I want to go party with the moth people.

quote number 1597


Do you need a puddle?

Yes, I do.

quote number 1596


Where is the next naked guy?

quote number 1595


Mine won't be as pretty as yours, William, but it will get the job done.

quote number 1594


Are you gonna turn the pages for me?

quote number 1593


The most expensive thing I have is a monkey.

quote number 1592


I showed up on the donkey and I'm leaving on the donkey.

quote number 1591


There is some weird orgy happening with the cat.

quote number 1590


It's not a hole. It's a pimple.

quote number 1589


I vote that our group adopt a no-hole policy.

quote number 1588


I really want to start a cult.

quote number 1587


We all know I definitely don't know what a mother is.

quote number 1586


We're going to go adventuring in our underwear.

quote number 1585


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