Fine, I'll sleep in the bed, you weirdo.
quote number 1690
I like 71 minutes because I still have unburied corpses.
quote number 1689
You can double-fist her if you want.
quote number 1688
Found these in the woods. They were next to a tree with someone moaning in it.
quote number 1687
Apparently I do like pteradactyls.
quote number 1686
Puffy buttholes are low tier dude.
quote number 1685
Do you think if we put a ballgag on him it will count as a dungeon?
quote number 1684
I would have to do the dangly thing.
quote number 1683
"I don't know, I'd have to tie her to a tree to be comfortable making that trade."
quote number 1682
I am not brain-damaged Romana.
quote number 1681
Dear bandage-kittens. We hate you. Love, us.
quote number 1680
I think Matt is the new Mark.
quote number 1679
I can't stab you that way. I'm female!
quote number 1678
A flaming snake is not a lantern.
quote number 1677
Can I touch your ... hood?
quote number 1676
I probably will lick her.
quote number 1675
Your pig juice is better than your pig.
quote number 1674
Why is this sticky?
quote number 1673
I'm probably not surprised at the spear between my legs.
quote number 1672
I'ts already on a spoon. You already have herpes. And syphillus. You should eat this.
quote number 1671
I'm going to try sticking my sword in.
quote number 1670
And I can watch people have sex on the internet.
quote number 1669
That's an uncomfortable place to have an orgy.
quote number 1668
It's dark brown and pointy. I have a soft little tongue inside to rub against the penis tip. It has a lot of little bumps like tastebuds on it to help me suck semen in through my cervix. It's also a great defensive structure, allowing me to bite the penises off rapists, so I can watch them bleed to death and laugh.
quote number 1667
Colored skin goes a long way with me.
quote number 1666
Do we want to open the farting door?
quote number 1665
This is NOT a musty crotch that's been cummed in everyday this week.
quote number 1664
I mean you had all of them in your mouth, so....
quote number 1663
I've got one between my legs.
quote number 1662
There's only so many times that you can pee on her face, then you've got to keep the spark alive.
quote number 1661
I'm. Not. Going. To. Let. You. Be Eaten. Not to death
quote number 1660
I think we ought to go to the pleasure dome.
quote number 1659
Wait, there is a big difference between groped and worshiped.
quote number 1658
Karlee I got inside Yo Mama's.
quote number 1657
Well, I guess I'll join the sulfur party.
quote number 1656
"Fine, I'll rub myself with sulfur, but if this is some kind of elaborate prank or weird sexual thing..."
quote number 1655
I'm angry and I'm just whipping it out.
quote number 1654
One time I got the nose wrong on the doll I made and the wrong guy's penis got cut off.
quote number 1653
I feel like the anal-probe is much better compared to the ball gagger.
quote number 1652
What's a ball gag?
quote number 1651
"Yes let's please keep the number of comments about killing people to zero, that would be great, thanks!"
quote number 1650
Do I manage to touch one of the pigs?
quote number 1649
Ok he can be a goat, but I'm not milking him.
quote number 1648
That's the problem with circles.
quote number 1647
I'm a man.
quote number 1646
What? You've never seen my battleskunk before?
quote number 1645
That's for sure! Sticks to a lot of places!
quote number 1644
I mean in principle I don't have to ride you.
quote number 1643
More people have walked on the moon than created D&D.
quote number 1642
There's a big difference between my mixer and your penis.
quote number 1641