Schlake's Quotes File

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I know you want me to take off my clothes, but I'm not taking off my armor.

quote number 1599


At the very least I'm going to sit on it.

quote number 1598


That sounds like a good time. I want to go party with the moth people.

quote number 1597


Do you need a puddle?

Yes, I do.

quote number 1596


Where is the next naked guy?

quote number 1595


Mine won't be as pretty as yours, William, but it will get the job done.

quote number 1594


Are you gonna turn the pages for me?

quote number 1593


The most expensive thing I have is a monkey.

quote number 1592


I showed up on the donkey and I'm leaving on the donkey.

quote number 1591


There is some weird orgy happening with the cat.

quote number 1590


It's not a hole. It's a pimple.

quote number 1589


I vote that our group adopt a no-hole policy.

quote number 1588


I really want to start a cult.

quote number 1587


We all know I definitely don't know what a mother is.

quote number 1586


We're going to go adventuring in our underwear.

quote number 1585


Treasure will help you buy new hoes.

quote number 1584


I'm useless too. Don't forget.

quote number 1583


Are you going to try and calm him with music from the pistol?

No, I'm going to try and shoot him with music from the pistol.

quote number 1582


I guess I'll move away and pull it out.

quote number 1581


I'm eating my own hair.

quote number 1580


No, you run two cockroaches together...

quote number 1579


I was thinking of sacrificing a bug, but, you know, people will work too.

quote number 1578


I don't lay eggs in this game.

quote number 1577


It's much better than Katniss for a tribute.

quote number 1576


If there was a pumpkin that existed I would try it.

quote number 1575


I'd be thrilled if he was beating off. But I don't think that's the case yet.

quote number 1574


Skullbuggery? I hope not.

quote number 1573


Stanley the invisible molester.

quote number 1572


You you you realize that I have an axe, right?

quote number 1571


I haven't lied today.

quote number 1570


A boolean grape is different.

quote number 1569


Is the skin aggressive?

quote number 1568


I appear to be doing unspeakable things to your dog.

quote number 1567


This is a really awkward orgy.

quote number 1566


That's basically what a grad student does. Prostitution and cake eating.

quote number 1565


Prostitution and cake eating?

quote number 1564


Would you like to cut the dead-Hitler cake Abi?

quote number 1563


Keep your balls to yourself.

quote number 1562


83. Had sex: nope i'm a virgin and it's gonna stay that way till i get married

quote number 1561


If you lick a tick, you gain knowledge.

quote number 1560


When you lick most things you gain knowledge.

quote number 1559


I think more people eat bugs than eat me.

quote number 1558


Let's just go down...

quote number 1557


I'm up for just about anything.

quote number 1556


I'm just desperate for money at this point.

quote number 1555


Maybe the treasure was in our hearts all along.

quote number 1554


One of them might have bit the head off the other one if we had just waited!

quote number 1553


I taste like a sweaty mercenary.

quote number 1552


If we're going to spend the whole time in one hole, why did you give us an entire valley?

quote number 1551


I don't want to be used to grow mushrooms.

quote number 1550


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