Schlake's Quotes File

I'm eating my own hair.

quote number 1580


No, you run two cochroaches together...

quote number 1579


I was thinking of sacrificing a bug, but, you know, people will work too. Carolyn Morris quote number 1578


I don't lay eggs in this game.

quote number 1577


It's much better than Katniss for a tribute.

quote number 1576


If there was a pumpkin that existed I would try it.

quote number 1575


I'd be thrilled if he was beating off. But I don't think that's the case yet.

quote number 1574


Skullbuggery? I hope not.

quote number 1573


Stanley the invisible molester.

quote number 1572


You you you realize that I have an axe, right?

quote number 1571


I haven't lied today.

quote number 1570


A boolean grape is different.

quote number 1569


Is the skin aggressive?

quote number 1568


I appear to be doing unspeakable things to your dog.

quote number 1567


This is a really awkward orgy.

quote number 1566


That's basically what a grad student does. Prostitution and cake eating.

quote number 1565


Prostitution and cake eating?

quote number 1564


Would you like to cut the dead-Hitler cake Abi?

quote number 1563


Keep your balls to yourself.

quote number 1562


83. Had sex: nope i'm a virgin and it's gonna stay that way till i get married

quote number 1561


If you lick a tick, you gain knowledge.

quote number 1560


When you lick most things you gain knowledge.

quote number 1559


I think more people eat bugs than eat me.

quote number 1558


Let's just go down...

quote number 1557


I'm up for just about anything.

quote number 1556


I'm just desperate for money at this point.

quote number 1555


Maybe the treasure was in our hearts all along.

quote number 1554


One of them might have bit the head off the other one if we had just waited!

quote number 1553


I taste like a sweaty mercenary.

quote number 1552


If we're going to spend they whole time in one hole, why did you give us an entire valley?

quote number 1551


I don't want to be used to grow mushrooms.

quote number 1550


I have killed something.

quote number 1549


I'm watching you. Keep that in mind. I've got a giant axe.

quote number 1548


The only time I took damage was when I stabbed myself.

quote number 1547


I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.

quote number 1546


I'm scared to give the Mormon's my DNA.

quote number 1545


Why don't we go and find a body? I mean in RL.

quote number 1544


I'd like to see you debone a human in ten minutes.

quote number 1543


IT security candy corn

quote number 1542


Plan B is Plan A with your pants down.

quote number 1541


I think we should feed it kids and see what happens.

quote number 1540


Maybe he sherps goats?

quote number 1539


I can do it sitting down.

quote number 1538


Because no one expects a cucumber.

quote number 1537


Anything is pericing if you use enough force with it.

quote number 1536


Do you have a backup murder flute?

quote number 1535


A catskin with three midgets in it.

quote number 1534


I think you have to lose 10% of your sanity to pee.

quote number 1533


They need to have a orifice for that!

quote number 1532


Stop being gross. I just want a snake that has fur.

quote number 1531


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