The difference between adoption and kidnapping is whether or not you go to prison for it.
quote number 1748
Why wouldn't we make the human fistipede?
quote number 1747
You are now the person I plan to eat first.
quote number 1746
No integration, no penetration.
quote number 1745
I'm going to lie down and hope something exciting happens.
quote number 1744
You're following Timmy into my well.
quote number 1743
Only a sick individual would look at these and want to break them rather than pee all over them.
quote number 1742
Well, it's not the worst thing I've had in my mouth.
quote number 1741
I don't know if I smell or not, no one has ever told me.
quote number 1740
We call it riding the pink pony.
quote number 1739
I guess I could go home and keep all my clothes on.
quote number 1738
I showed the child Mr. Happy.
quote number 1737
He's probably used to itching, I've seen his loincloth.
quote number 1736
I am totally willing to throw people down the stairs if that will help.
quote number 1735
I don't like doing it from the other end.
quote number 1734
But I have a really big one!
quote number 1733
I expect to get candy shived at any moment.
quote number 1732
You try climbing when you can't move for three hours without squirting!
quote number 1731
Is it polite to ask a random little girls name who just shows up on your bed?
quote number 1730
When is pooping every the solution to a puzzle?
quote number 1729
You need a plan to shower?
quote number 1728
That sounds like a great idea. We should all jump off the roof.
quote number 1727
So your touching your own goblet?
It's better than him touching someone else's goblet.
quote number 1726
Well that's what we should be peeing into.
quote number 1725
I'm starting to plan who I'm going to eat first.
quote number 1724
I like evil Betty.
quote number 1723
I have things I can do to corpses.
quote number 1722
You're at the children of towers.
quote number 1721
Ok, I will bleed on the snake.
quote number 1720
Idiots, I shoot better than you.
quote number 1719
Do the tendrils go away when I jump out of the bed?
quote number 1718
I need more boys.
quote number 1717
I don't pay you because you are too big.
Is that what she said?
quote number 1716
It's fun to pull out.
quote number 1715
Who pissed in your cereal this morning?
quote number 1714
I out stupided you.
quote number 1713
Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Choke out that orc!
quote number 1712
That looks so much worse than it felt coming out of my mouth.
quote number 1711
I don't remember a lot of peeing and pooping. I remember a lot of semen.
quote number 1710
I wanted a shitton of rum and a sex robot, and I got both. And I was happy.
quote number 1709
Everything outside of America is Norway. Basically
Greenland. The little drummer boy was a rapist!
quote number 1708
If she doesn't ask, I'm going to like get her off.
quote number 1707
Don't look! It's a nudist colony!
quote number 1706
The first few days I tried to play with it, you know?
quote number 1705
The best you can do is slide your sword in and poke him.
quote number 1704
She was a sphere. I don't know how you could not vote for her.
quote number 1703
We subsist on a diet of only pure white paint, and clerics.
quote number 1702
How stupid am I? I'm not stupid. I had to check.
quote number 1701
A man lawning a mown.
quote number 1700