Schlake's Quotes File

I probably will lick her.

quote number 1675


Your pig juice is better than your pig.

quote number 1674


Why is this sticky?

quote number 1673


I'm probably not surprised at the spear between my legs.

quote number 1672


I'ts already on a spoon. You already have herpes. And syphillus. You should eat this.

quote number 1671


I'm going to try sticking my sword in.

quote number 1670


And I can watch people have sex on the internet.

quote number 1669


That's an uncomfortable place to have an orgy.

quote number 1668


It's dark brown and pointy. I have a soft little tongue inside to rub against the penis tip. It has a lot of little bumps like tastebuds on it to help me suck semen in through my cervix. It's also a great defensive structure, allowing me to bite the penises off rapists, so I can watch them bleed to death and laugh.

quote number 1667


Colored skin goes a long way with me.

quote number 1666


Do we want to open the farting door?

quote number 1665


This is NOT a musty crotch that's been cummed in everyday this week.

quote number 1664


I mean you had all of them in your mouth, so....

quote number 1663


I've got one between my legs.

quote number 1662


There's only so many times that you can pee on her face, then you've got to keep the spark alive.

quote number 1661


I'm. Not. Going. To. Let. You. Be Eaten. Not to death

quote number 1660


I think we ought to go to the pleasure dome.

quote number 1659


Wait, there is a big difference between groped and worshiped.

quote number 1658


Karlee I got inside Yo Mama's.

quote number 1657


Well, I guess I'll join the sulfur party.

quote number 1656


"Fine, I'll rub myself with sulfur, but if this is some kind of elaborate prank or weird sexual thing..."

quote number 1655


I'm angry and I'm just whipping it out.

quote number 1654


One time I got the nose wrong on the doll I made and the wrong guy's penis got cut off.

quote number 1653


I feel like the anal-probe is much better compared to the ball gagger.

quote number 1652


What's a ball gag?

quote number 1651


"Yes let's please keep the number of comments about killing people to zero, that would be great, thanks!"

quote number 1650


Do I manage to touch one of the pigs?

quote number 1649


Ok he can be a goat, but I'm not milking him.

quote number 1648


That's the problem with circles.

quote number 1647


I'm a man.

quote number 1646


What? You've never seen my battleskunk before?

quote number 1645


That's for sure! Sticks to a lot of places!

quote number 1644


I mean in principle I don't have to ride you.

quote number 1643


More people have walked on the moon than created D&D.

quote number 1642


There's a big difference between my mixer and your penis.

quote number 1641


Dicks kind of pop out everywhere.

quote number 1640


No, my butt is a connector for something else.

quote number 1639


I'm just going to sit here with my corpse and pout.

quote number 1638


Alright, we have two votes for children.

quote number 1637


No! My corpse! Mine!

quote number 1636


That's my corpse, you can't have it!

quote number 1635


No, just rent to...we'll see what happens.

quote number 1634


It helped to have the distraction of a dead comrade.

quote number 1633


The dot product of that thing with the x-axis would be a circle.

quote number 1632


I'm gonna be an expensive stripper, though.

quote number 1631


You puts the lotion on the head.

quote number 1630


Is there anything we can do for you? Like stripping?

quote number 1629


Because, so I can take my pants off.

quote number 1628


I'm trying to get the hot teachers to notice me.

quote number 1627


You could always ask her to squeal like a pig, just before you give it to her.

quote number 1626


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