The SGA elections are kind of epic this year.
The two outside girls a both wearing bags that say "Warren! Our tits are down there." The middle girl, the one in the handjob shirt, is wearing a bag that says "Warren! My tits are also down there. But mine are better than both of theirs!"
G (Patrick Smith) finally has a picture of his crotch on the internet.
I can now buy Chicken And Waffle potato chips in Socorro. My last interesting flavor came with homeland security tape!