I want to go snow camping.
Historically I have taken a total of nine digital pictures on December 17th across the twelve years I have had a digital camera. Two were pictures of my fingerprints. Three were pictures of M-Mountain, one of which was almost completely black from underexposure. Four were of some chocolate bars I bought at Whole Foods.
I have figured out the second present. Now I have to figure out the address to ship it too.
Step 1: Dried morel mushrooms, dried shallots, fresh garlic, and beef broth. Season with salt and black pepper.
Step 2: Beets.
Step 3: Once the beef broth has cooked away, add in the whipping cream.
Step 4: Cook the dead cow flesh.
Step 5: Put it on a plate son. You'll enjoy it more.
Step 6: Couldn't enjoy it any more, mom. Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. This is swell.