Schlake's Daily Page: 2009-12-21

When I got to Supermart today I found this man looking at the sun through his sextant. He talked at length about how great the police are in these 51 U.S. states; gave a run down of the current status of all the major space programs in the world (including the fact that Houston space command center is a police station); explained general relativity; and talked about several other things I'm completely unsure of but nodded and smiled at. I'm told he stops by Supermart daily. I strongly suggest meeting him. He's fascinating.