Schlake's Daily Page: 2009-03-16


Today I went on a PUG in WoW. They had us use their vent server. I was impressed.

The log in message read as follows:

WHY WE ALL GO FRY33 TOWARDS THE LIGHT OF EPIC PROPORTION SEPH TRIES
OPERA AND WE GET A CROWBAR ABORTION ONLY THEN WILL KROWEN BE AN
IMMORTAL YES SIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BUT
THATS ONLY IF HE AND HIS TORTILLAS DONT GET KNOCKED BY
REMMmmMMmYYYYYYYYYY FOR POOKUS A JOLLY GOOD POOKU FOR POOKUS A JOLLY
GOOD POOKU FOR POOKUS A JOLLY GOOD POOOOOOOOOOOOOKU THAT NOBODY CA
*GOD DAMNET TAKU SHUT THE FUCK UP *   AUZI APPEARS AND SHOOTS TAKU IN
THE FACE STOPPING THE MADNESS, THEN POODRAV APPEARS AND SHOOTS AUZI,
AFTER WHICH HE TAKES CREDIT FOR THIS MOTD AND ALL OF AUZI'S
ACCOMPLISHMENTS, AND POOKU'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS.

AND WHILE ALL OF THIS HAPPENS SPONIC IS BEING RAPED BY PEDOBEAR... AND SNUFD IS MURMING LOUDLY, ALMOST HUMMING REALLY, THAT FRY IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

THE DAY ENDED WITH EVERYONE HAPPILY EATING SLAYER'S PATENTED CHILI IN BETELGOSE LANE. (EXCEPT SPONIC WHO WAS STILL BEING BRUTALLY BRUTALLY RAPED) (O AND ELWARTH WHOS A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL AND UNLEArNING WHO IS A NINJA ARE MAKING SWEET SHADY LOVE TO BRING MANY AOS BABIES TO THE WORLD) -Community of Sexy Cyber PornStars

OOOoo oo I am dreaming of a world where auzi is not black like abiriginals but totally whiteee.... burun dun nn dunn dunn.. where his penis is tinnnnnyyy and his eyes are shinnny... la la la... -Poodrav

WHAT DO YOU DO WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN SOMEONE 5 FOOT 2 IS COMEN AFTER YOU AND HIS NAME IS TAKU -Travis GUESS WHOS BACK? BACK AGAIN.. SPONICS BACK WITH A BRAND NEW TRACK GUNA HAVE HIMSELF A SPANK ATTACK -Taku We're sorta like 7/11. We're not always doing business, but we're always open. -Boondock Saints I DONT WANT, ANYBODY ELSE, WHEN TAKU TALKS GIBERISH I TOUCH MYSELF -Matt POODRAV HAS RETURNED TO HIS RIGHTFULL PLACE JERKING IT AT A NONSTOP PACE AMONG THE CROWDS OF AFK MASTURBATION HE TRIES TO BLEND BUT EVERYONE KNOWS HE IS THE CHAMPION, A MAN OF LEGEND NO MATTER WHERE HE TRIES TO GO HIS DEEDS WE WILL FOREVER KNOW - A Duck

After that, there was their channels. I couldn't figure out how to take a screenshot in Windows, so I just photographed the screen and crudley stitched them together in Photoshop.


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