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How to shove a gummy worm up your penis.

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Who needs a bookshelf to hold a copy of the Wilderness Alliance Wild Guide, when you can press it beneath a cinderblock?

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Our noon meal was at Pho #1 on San Pedro just North of Zuni. It was good. They gave me a Vietnamese Japanese Chinese fortune cookie at the end of the meal. It appears to be a photography related fortune about high key imaging. Or maybe I'm going to blind from staring into the sun too much.

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